A Bowling Ball at a Picnic?

At school Addy was supposed to make a list of things she would take on a picnic. One of the items she put was a bowling ball. When I asked her about her reasoning, she gave me a very good answer. The teacher said not to copy. She wanted to bring a soccer ball, but somebody else was bringing one. She said she really wanted to bring a ball on her picnic so she decided to bring a bowling ball! Makes sense to me.

Huh?

I'm at the store with Brynna and have said a few things to her which she does not hear. I then say, "I think we need to get your hearing checked." To which she replies, "What's caring?" Exactly!

Forecast: TROUBLE!!!

One of our friends told Addy that if a boy chases you it means he likes you. So Addy told me she wanted to invite her friends, Hunter and Ben, over so they can chase her. Oh boy!

There was an old lady...

Brynna and I were talking the other night and she said, "Mom, you would die if you swallowed a horse." I said, "I don't think anyone could swallow a horse." And right on cue she said, "There was an old lady...!"

Lost in Translation

Here are some pronunciations of words used around our house:

Granola bar = Canola bar

Litter box = Glitter box

Freckle = Ankle

Garland = Garlic

Slinky = Shrinky

Hand sanitizer = Hanatizer

Purring = Pearling

Snickers Bar = Sneakers

Twix = Twoox

Tomorrow

Tonight when we were driving home from eating dinner, I asked Addy a question about her dinner. She didn't say anything, so I said her name. She then said, "Mommy I'm asleep. I'll tell you tomorrow."

What I want to be when I grow up

Today Jeremy was talking to Addy about being a mommy when she gets older. She emphatically told him that she was not going to be a mommy or a daddy. She was going to be Belle with a flying unicorn and rainbow hair.