I had just finished vacuuming and heard Addy say this:
Addy - I told you to do it (said in a rude tone).
Me - Addy, who are you being grouchy at?
Addy - Sam.
Me - Why?
Addy - I told him to do a job. I want him to get in the window and dust with his tail.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Have you two met?
The other day while driving, Addy asked me who she (and Brynna) could play with. I told her each other. She asked who's that?
Who's Irritating?
This was a conversation between Addy and I.
A - "Mom, can you please open the door, so I can go outside?"
Me - "I will after you pick up this mess I've already asked you to pick up two times."
A - "Mom, you are so irritating to me."
Me - "I'M so irritating to you...why?"
A - "Because I always make messes and you're supposed to clean them up."
So I ask you...who's the irritating one?!
A - "Mom, can you please open the door, so I can go outside?"
Me - "I will after you pick up this mess I've already asked you to pick up two times."
A - "Mom, you are so irritating to me."
Me - "I'M so irritating to you...why?"
A - "Because I always make messes and you're supposed to clean them up."
So I ask you...who's the irritating one?!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Tutor
The girls were outside playing with our neighbor. They had to come back home when the older brother's tutor came. Brynna asked me who the lady was. I told her she was Cole's tutor and then asked her if she knew what a tutor was? She said no and then proceeded to guess that it was a somebody who toots! Don't tell my kids you are a tooter...I mean tutor. They'll have different ideas about you than you think!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Uh Oh
This is from several years ago, but I was recently remembering it so I thought I would share. Brynna was just about to turn two, and I had gone for a hair cut. I cut it fairly short. When I got back home and went into her room to get her up from her nap, she said, "Uh oh."
My Job
So I've been thinking about Brynna's comment regarding "my job." I have decided that because I am so good at what I do, she doesn't even realize I am doing anything. It's effortless! At least I keep telling myself that!
Not funny to me!
Jeremy told me to put this on here.
He took the girls to get donuts on Saturday morning. When they were done, he told them they were going to go run some errands. Addy asked him, "But where's your list?"
He thought it was funny that she would ask about his list, since I make a list for everything! I don't see the humor in it. I think she has a very valid point!
He took the girls to get donuts on Saturday morning. When they were done, he told them they were going to go run some errands. Addy asked him, "But where's your list?"
He thought it was funny that she would ask about his list, since I make a list for everything! I don't see the humor in it. I think she has a very valid point!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Seriously?!?
Tonight at bedtime Brynna was discussing all of the jobs of our family.
"Daddy's job is, well daddy has three jobs. He does the trash, goes to work and unclogs the pottys."
"Mommy's job is...(pause)...what's your job mommy?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
"Daddy's job is, well daddy has three jobs. He does the trash, goes to work and unclogs the pottys."
"Mommy's job is...(pause)...what's your job mommy?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
When I grow up...
Last night at dinner, Jeremy asked the girls what they wanted to be when they grow up. Brynna said a mommy. Addy said a girl transformer. She would transform into a mommy and a unicorn. Gotta love that kid!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
I've always wanted to adopt....
Addy loves to look at "kid magazines" and circle toys that she "wished for." Today while looking at one, she pointed to something and asked me what it was. I told her it was an Adopt a Bobble Head...to which she replied, "Ohhh, I've always wanted to adopt a bobble head."
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Not really funny...just weird
Today for lunch Addy asked for a cheese and honey sandwich. I didn't want to make it for her, because I knew she wouldn't like it and I didn't want to be wasteful. Jeremy told me to make it and let her see for herself how her combination tasted. Well, she proved me wrong. Not only did she eat it she asked for another one! So here's to honey and cheese sandwiches!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Say What??!!
Addy - "Calley looks like Uncle Buddy."
Me - "Why do you say that?"
Addy - "Because she has on jeans and a shirt, so she looks like Uncle Buddy."
Let it be known that Calley was wearing a white shirt with pink polka dots and pink pants!
Me - "Why do you say that?"
Addy - "Because she has on jeans and a shirt, so she looks like Uncle Buddy."
Let it be known that Calley was wearing a white shirt with pink polka dots and pink pants!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Heaven Bound
Brynna and Addy have both been asking a lot of questions about dying and heaven. I try to be truthful, but I don't want to scare them or worry them. The other day Brynna started talking about dying again. One of her questions was about how you get to heaven (physically). I said God takes you. She then said it's like you are asleep but not breathing or hearing and then God just carries you up to heaven and then you wake up. Not wanting to continue the conversation I told her it's something like that (I know, not the most theologically sound conversation). To that she replied well that's not so bad.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Real Mommy vs. Pretend Mommy
The girls were playing house together upstairs. I was downstairs listening to this conversation:
Brynna - "Do you want me to ask my mommy?"
Addy - "Ok"
Brynna - "Ask our real mommy not our pretend mommy. You know our Kristy mommy."
I have heard variations of this conversations other times, but this one was my favorite.
Brynna - "Do you want me to ask my mommy?"
Addy - "Ok"
Brynna - "Ask our real mommy not our pretend mommy. You know our Kristy mommy."
I have heard variations of this conversations other times, but this one was my favorite.
Broken Lettuce
Last night when Jeremy was making Addy a sandwich, she told him she didn't want any broken lettuce on it. We had a bag of the shredded lettuce you can use on tacos, etc. She didn't want that lettuce, she wanted one big piece of lettuce. So no broken lettuce for that girl!
Monday, September 6, 2010
No Bunny Funny
Conversation between Brynna and I about the cartoon "Max and Ruby." (If you don't know, they are bunnies who are brother and sister and their parents are never on the show.)
B - "Ruby isn't a very nice mommy to Max."
Me - "Ruby is actually Max's sister. Sometimes she isn't a very nice sister to Max is she. If you were Ruby's mommy what would you tell her about how she treats Max."
B - "I don't know."
Me - "Why not? It's not that hard. If you were her mommy, what would you tell her? How should Ruby act?"
B - "I don't want to say."
Me - "Why?"
B - "Because then that makes me a bunny, and I don't want to be a bunny."
B - "Ruby isn't a very nice mommy to Max."
Me - "Ruby is actually Max's sister. Sometimes she isn't a very nice sister to Max is she. If you were Ruby's mommy what would you tell her about how she treats Max."
B - "I don't know."
Me - "Why not? It's not that hard. If you were her mommy, what would you tell her? How should Ruby act?"
B - "I don't want to say."
Me - "Why?"
B - "Because then that makes me a bunny, and I don't want to be a bunny."
First Funny
Overheard between Addy and Patches after he meowed at her:
"If you don't want to be bothered, don't be by me!"
"If you don't want to be bothered, don't be by me!"
Trying Something New
I'm going to try to use this blog as a way to let family know about some of the funny things that happen in our home on a daily basis. Funny stories, sayings, etc. by the Fudge family...mainly the littlest Fudges. I hope I do a good job staying on top of this. Fingers crossed!
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